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Beat it! (SMT) |
Posted by: Cath - 10-21-2018, 05:34 PM - Forum: General Discussion
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Hello! Cath here!
You may not know that, but I can be a huge wanker. So beating the meat can be... useful to pass time?
So, today's topic is... how many times to do masturbate per week? On average!
As always, feel free to explain yourself and/or suggest ideas for the next poll.
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The Wikihow rabbit hole |
Posted by: SissyNektar - 10-11-2018, 07:52 AM - Forum: General Discussion
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A friend of mine has tipped me off about wikihow-articles, and it is addictive! :O You sit down to slow read one, and suddenly you find yourself clicking related articles, giggling and before you know it two hours of your life has passed you by.
Be sure to not be a jerk. Metal is aggressive, but this doesn't mean you have to act aggressively. Metal music is an expression of human emotions.
For those not in the know, wikihow is supposedly a site where people share and help each other to learn how to do anything, from changing a flat tire, to applying makeup, to how to become a Cher fan. Each article comes with helpful step by step instructions and illustrations of ricutus-faced people doing mundane stuff.
Shake the person's hand, and tell them your name. Let them know what you do for a living. Share some background about your family, and origin.
In my opinion the site is a source for endless comedy. It's like the onion, only better, since most of the time I can't tell if I'm reading satire or not.
Wikipedia is not a good source for Cher information. If someone claims to know Cher information because of Wikipedia, then they are not a true Cher fan.
Join me in going down this rabbit hole! Share the best articles you can find! Let's have a laugh together, and hopefully learn something along the way
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The Haiku thread |
Posted by: SissyNektar - 10-10-2018, 06:47 PM - Forum: Creative writing
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I couldn't find any other thread on the subject, so I thought I'd make a thread
Post your Haikus here! To quickly define a haiku, it's a form of Japanese poetry consisting of a sentence of 5 syllables, then a sentence of 7 syllables, then 5 again. I'll start:
Though I may seem bad
Know that I have feelings too
I am a good girl
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Send me an angel |
Posted by: SissyNektar - 10-10-2018, 06:42 PM - Forum: Creative writing
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Disclaimer time: I understand that is isn't the best of places for stories like this. After all, this is a forum for grownups to talk to each other about the different stuff they want to put in each others' butts However, my muse is a fickle fiend, and where she leads I must follow. So this story idea came to me after I had just met a succubus in the game. Enjoy!
Send me an angel
Hi God. It's me, Nektar. I don't think we've talked to each other for over a decade. What can I say? I was angry at first. After all, if you didn't approve of queer folk, then why did you make me that way? Was I meant to be another Job, because if so then I failed the test hard. As time went on I just became indifferent. I would find my answers in this world, not by looking to the heavens. Coming here feels wierd, but I don't know where else to turn.
What prompted me to come here was, funny enough, thanks to your oposite number. I had met him at the strip club. I know you won't approve of that either, but a girl needs a roof over her head. I was putting on my show when a stranger came over, practically showering me with money. What surprised me first was his gray skin, his horns. I guess I should have been afraid, but I wasn't. In fact he was pleasantly surprised that I wasn't freaked out over his appearance. He talked to me in that low growly voice that makes me weak in the knees, and I knew that I wanted to throw myself at him right then and there. But what struck me as we talked was just how sweet he was. For someone with such an intimidating form his was the heart of an angel. So we talked about me, about him, about his own club. We went there together, and that night he took me. I'll spare you the details, and I know you're omniscient anyway. At one point I told him I felt like I was in Heaven. That made him chuckle.
We met again today. I decided to ask about his skin, and if he was a gargoyle. That may sound like a stupid question, but you know very well that I played a lot of Vampire the Masquerade in my teens, so don't judge me.
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I hope that didn't sound presumptive of me.
Anyway, he told me he was an incubus. I know what that is, and it got me really curious. So I put on a little private show for him, and before I knew it he had thrown me on the floor and was ravishing me. And what a ravishing it was! It wasn't just that the sex was the rough kind I love, but for a moment there he made me feel almost like a real woman. I think he was trying to reach out to my heart in his own way, and I, being the dummy that I am, just asked him to keep having his way with me. I think I may have hurt him a little at that point, but he complied. Afterwards we shared a tender moment in each others' arms. He knows I will be back.
But it got me thinking. If there are demons, then there has to be a hell. If there is a hell, then there is a heaven. If there is a heaven, then surely there is you, God. So this is why I'm talking to you.
I'm scared. I'm scared for my soul. If your church has the right of it, I am a sinner, for being myself. I can't be anything else. And now I've lain down with a demon. If this is you giving me a sign that I'm going to Hell then it was hardly subtle.
What do you want me to do? Why did you make me this way? Why did you put him in my path?
What's really making me sad is he seems as confused as I am. This person is an incubus, yes, but he's not just some manifestation of some carnal principle. I know there is more to him than that. I've seen it in his eyes, heard it in his voice. Can't we both be happy instead? He is good for me, and I'm good for him and surely there must be good in that!
I have to go now, God. I have a date that I'm going to run late to unless I get going. I know, I know, this isn't a date you would approve of either, but he has a great ass and a fetish for redheads who just happen to be sissies. I may have struck gold here. I'll talk to you later, okay?
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Not able to see video attachments in posts |
Posted by: SissyNektar - 10-07-2018, 09:46 AM - Forum: Feedback, Miscellaneous & Help
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Hi y'all!
Since last night I've been able to view video attachments in any posts over here. If I quote the post in question I can see video attachment as usual, but that's a rather roundabout way of watching vids.
I've checked my User CP, and the "Display videos in post" box is checked. Has anyone else experienced this? How do I fix it?
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Tits as big as your head: Recording MnF Club and Other Tech Questions |
Posted by: -J- - 10-06-2018, 07:59 PM - Forum: Feedback, Miscellaneous & Help
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Since it got asked in the FAQ and I know there have been folks who have not only taken screenshots but videos as well, I thought it'd be good to have a thread where less camera-shy folks could post some suggestions for how to make their screenshots and videos look good. I personally made a number of GIFs when I was running the official Twitter account, but my hardware expertise is lacking and I'd very much appreciate some help from the more tech-savvy members of the forum.
First, my software of choice:
- GIMP for screen captures and image editing
- Open Broadcaster Software for video capture
- VSDC for video editing
All free, all fairly easy to use.
Now my computer is far from a powerhouse, but here's an example of what I've been able to produce with it:
This is with a 2 GB GeForce GT 730 video card, Pentium G4400 Skylake dual-core processor, and 16 MB RAM. As I understand it, given that this is a Flash game with no exotic hardware-accelerated effects, MnF Club relies mostly on a strong CPU and RAM. The is especially apparent in high-pop areas such as the beach or Wild West, where performance can easily tank.
And that's all I've got for now. The one rule I ask is: Do not post other players' names in videos or screenshots without their permission -- which should either be posted or preferably within the image/video itself. Otherwise, feel free to post questions/comments/examples of your work!
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