Hello! Cath here!

You may not know that, but I can be a huge wanker. So beating the meat can be... useful to pass time?

So, today's topic is... how many times to do masturbate per week? On average!

As always, feel free to explain yourself and/or suggest ideas for the next poll.

A friend of mine has tipped me off about wikihow-articles, and it is addictive! :O You sit down to slow read one, and suddenly you find yourself clicking related articles, giggling and before you know it two hours of your life has passed you by.



Be sure to not be a jerk. Metal is aggressive, but this doesn't mean you have to act aggressively. Metal music is an expression of human emotions. 

For those not in the know, wikihow is supposedly a site where people share and help each other to learn how to do anything, from changing a flat tire, to applying makeup, to how to become a Cher fan. Each article comes with helpful step by step instructions and illustrations of ricutus-faced people doing mundane stuff. 



Shake the person's hand, and tell them your name. Let them know what you do for a living. Share some background about your family, and origin.



In my opinion the site is a source for endless comedy. It's like the onion, only better, since most of the time I can't tell if I'm reading satire or not.





Wikipedia is not a good source for Cher information. If someone claims to know Cher information because of Wikipedia, then they are not a true Cher fan.


Join me in going down this rabbit hole! Share the best articles you can find! Let's have a laugh together, and hopefully learn something along the way

Ever noticed how there are some some movies or TV shows whose titles might as well be lifted straight out of porn? Share your own favorites! Here are some examples:

Two and a Half Men
Three men and a baby (ew)
The Fast and the Furious

My endless quest for quality non 3d porn games took me to a dev called futabox.
Game was meh but what called my attention was how he seems to be tracing poses from the mnf mmo.
Also general game recommendation thread I guess.

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I couldn't find any other thread on the subject, so I thought I'd make a thread

Post your Haikus here! To quickly define a haiku, it's a form of Japanese poetry consisting of a sentence of 5 syllables, then a sentence of 7 syllables, then 5 again. I'll start:

Disclaimer time: I understand that is isn't the best of places for stories like this. After all, this is a forum for grownups to talk to each other about the different stuff they want to put in each others' butts However, my muse is a fickle fiend, and where she leads I must follow. So this story idea came to me after I had just met a succubus in the game. Enjoy!

A quick question: How long does it usually take for pictures uploaded to the Museum of Sex Arts to wind up in the galleries?

Asking for a friend 

Hi y'all!

Since last night I've been able to view video attachments in any posts over here. If I quote the post in question I can see video attachment as usual, but that's a rather roundabout way of watching vids.

I've checked my User CP, and the "Display videos in post" box is checked. Has anyone else experienced this? How do I fix it?

Since it got asked in the FAQ and I know there have been folks who have not only taken screenshots but videos as well, I thought it'd be good to have a thread where less camera-shy folks could post some suggestions for how to make their screenshots and videos look good. I personally made a number of GIFs when I was running the official Twitter account, but my hardware expertise is lacking and I'd very much appreciate some help from the more tech-savvy members of the forum.

First, my software of choice:
- GIMP for screen captures and image editing
- Open Broadcaster Software for video capture
- VSDC for video editing

All free, all fairly easy to use.

Now my computer is far from a powerhouse, but here's an example of what I've been able to produce with it:



This is with a 2 GB GeForce GT 730 video card, Pentium G4400 Skylake dual-core processor, and 16 MB RAM. As I understand it, given that this is a Flash game with no exotic hardware-accelerated effects, MnF Club relies mostly on a strong CPU and RAM. The is especially apparent in high-pop areas such as the beach or Wild West, where performance can easily tank.

And that's all I've got for now. The one rule I ask is: Do not post other players' names in videos or screenshots without their permission -- which should either be posted or preferably within the image/video itself. Otherwise, feel free to post questions/comments/examples of your work!

With any avatar when I try to go home it comes with an error message failed to load (name of apartment.jpg) any way to fix this?