The Challenge

[Bansai]

To bring the world of savoury to the table
A brilliant idea, that moist my interest and palate
How I adore the scrumptious and the delectable
Every bite, and I'm off for a ride I can't wait

Being a modest citizen, of a suburban region
I find joy in every bite I can find
Rice, nuts, condiments, anchovies and half boiled egg
Makes a meal for our daily grind

Its called nasi lemak, a specialty of my place
For those of you with a curious tongue
Always brings delight, a smile to my face
Its simple, filling, and a wonder to the tongue

[IvanXLIV]

This thread has been silent for a while... so I'm proposing a new twist to keep it going. The theme is SEX; the form to be used is the limerick, but with most of the restrictions relaxed except the two most important. Simply write one stanza of five lines, making sure lines 1, 2 and 5 rhymes toghether while lines 3 and 4 rhymes in a different manner; lines can contain any number of syllabes.

Limericks are often obscene and/or humorous and my own contribution will be no exception...


Come to me, my sweet, and feel my cock throbbing
Aching to plunge in your cunt; here, feel how much it is swelling...
Sit on my rigid shaft, let me feel and explore your wetness
Thrust yourself deep on my meaty pole with increasing excess
Until we cum, moaning loudly with pleasure overwhelming.


Now, your turn to be bawdy

[Altaria]

So about sex you say
I would love to feel you wrapped all over me in that bay
Make you press against my firm breast
Just to make a test
And come what may

[IvanXLIV]

An interesting idea, Altaria dear, nice fantasy...
The thought of your firm breasts appeals to me
I'm getting aroused and stiff again, and I would rub something
Right between those alluring mounds, hoping
You'd enjoy this lustful moment with me

(just saying... and adding to the thread  )

Ivan

[Sharp]

I'm feeling soppy, maybe a little lovesick, so I'm sorry if this isn't bawdy or lewd enough.

Sex, I find, is down to interpretation
Less the act itself, but rather a sensation
For in just one sweet kiss
I find as much bliss
As I do in anal penetration

[Bansai]

Finally an interesting topic *rubs his hands with an aroused grin* Let's get to it

Copulation, the basic needs of the living
Don't stop it, just let the sensation flowing
Let it course into my girth, the Poseidon's Trident
And plunge into your lips, the Eden's Garden
And let them grind, and bask in the wondrous feeling

[Sharp]

There's nothing to me as divine
As the taste of your lips on mine
No, I don't mean your mouth
I'm much further south
Twixt your legs, supping nectar so fine

[Emmie]

When your fingers play me like a fiddle
And your tongue unlocks my inner riddle
I bite my lip in ecstatic repose
As my eyes roll up and the mind blows
Nothing wrong with a little diddle

[Sharp]

As bad a reputation as limericks have, they are fun.

Now there’s a riddle I’d love to unlock
A thought that has me hard as a rock
I don’t mean to be crass
But may I take your ass?
If you got the time take a seat on my cock

[-J-]

You might have heard this venerable chestnut
But the answer to this riddle, I had guessed not
She looked up at me and asked where her tongue would go
I had a few ideas, but I did not know...
... And the next I knew, she started licking my butt.