Handling Unwanted Invites

[Willy_for_Boobies]

Wonderfull ;-))
I think the evil would let you walk and act a little longer here ;-))

[Alexa_Darkness]

Guys... Inviting me to your room does not, mean I will get in your bed.

Actually, I accept random cold invites from guys, and once in their room, I watch them quickly jump in bed, before I leave. However, since I have left, not sure how long the poor guy wait's alone in their bed.

[Jackie_XXX]

(04-04-2017, 02:00 PM)Lady_Alexa Wrote: Guys... Inviting me to your room does not, mean I will get in your bed.  

Actually, I accept random cold invites from guys, and once in their room, I watch them quickly jump in bed, before I leave.  However, since I have left, not sure how long the poor guy wait's alone in their bed.

That's one way to deal with them.  I've gotten into the habit of just sucking their dick, but I make them cum very quickly.  Then I joke about how little time they had lasted.  A lot of mintue men out there if you know what I mean

[italkfacts]

sometimes i just dont reply its easy as that

[Jackie_XXX]

(04-19-2017, 03:59 AM)italkfacts Wrote: sometimes i just dont reply its easy as that

That is the easiest way, but it gets a bit boring after awhile.  Sometimes it's fun to get creative with how you handle unwanted invites.

[Sasso]

(04-21-2017, 01:00 PM)Jackie_XXX Wrote:

(04-19-2017, 03:59 AM)italkfacts Wrote: sometimes i just dont reply its easy as that

That is the easiest way, but it gets a bit boring after awhile.  Sometimes it's fun to get creative with how you handle unwanted invites.

I see what you did there

[-J-]

While on an alt, I was approached by this person and given perhaps one of the weirdest propositions I've ever seen.

hi can u give me a prenium code and i will meet u in real
and we do some sex over here
for 3 months only
- how will you meet me in real?
where r u from
- the us, you?
UK
i will come next day from flight
- what do you do for a living?
I am a doctor
- specialist?
yes
heart specialist
- how will you justify the trip? are you picking up a heart here or something

Now I know we get all sorts here, and I know there are at least a few med students and possibly a doctor around too here and there. But I am genuinely curious as this arrangement would have worked. I give a $25 USD certificate ($17 if I get it through Vendo and get the right discount #cheapplug) and she spends what, thousands of dollars just to fly across the pond to fuck an American she's never met?

And all this while she's a cardiologist heart specialist? From what I know of doctors, any that are young enough to even be a fellow would be working like a friggin' maniac. Am I wrong to think that anyone under 50 I'd want to fuck, who's also a successful heart specialist, would have trouble just justifying a day off to fuck some random dude she's never met in another damn country just for $25?

Or are British doctors magical sex unicorns and I've just lost my one chance at playing doctor with an actual doctor? :((

[_Lara_]

He: I’ll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!
Me: neeeeeeeerd

[Jackie_XXX]

(04-23-2017, 09:34 AM)JCF Wrote: While on an alt, I was approached by this person and given perhaps one of the weirdest propositions I've ever seen.

hi can u give me a prenium code and i will meet u in real
and we do some sex over here
for 3 months only
-  how will you meet me in real?
where r u from
-  the us, you?
UK
i will come next day from flight
-  what do you do for a living?
I am a doctor
-   specialist?
yes
heart specialist
-  how will you justify the trip? are you picking up a heart here or something

Now I know we get all sorts here, and I know there are at least a few med students and possibly a doctor around too here and there. But I am genuinely curious as this arrangement would have worked. I give a $25 USD certificate ($17 if I get it through Vendo and get the right discount #cheapplug) and she spends what, thousands of dollars just to fly across the pond to fuck an American she's never met?

And all this while she's a cardiologist heart specialist? From what I know of doctors, any that are young enough to even be a fellow would be working like a friggin' maniac. Am I wrong to think that anyone under 50 I'd want to fuck, who's also a successful heart specialist, would have trouble just justifying a day off to fuck some random dude she's never met in another damn country just for $25?

Or are British doctors magical sex unicorns and I've just lost my one chance at playing doctor with an actual doctor? (

You never know, they could of had a doctor without borders thing going on.

[Nika Bubble Butt]

(01-20-2017, 08:07 AM)Sasso Wrote: 36. sex

sex me
*Waves magic wand* Congratulations, you are now a sex
plz
Be careful what you wish for
Oh
no
plz
Too late you've made your wish no take backsies
Sometimes we make love with our eyes.
Sometimes we make love with our hands.
Sometimes we make love with our bodies.
Always we make love with our hearts
That was beautiful *waves magic wand again* Congratulations you're no longer a sex
oh
no
I'm upset

Nothing could have prepared me for this one tbh

That had me in tears cc:

However, this really makes me wonder what kind of people are there. This, in a sense, is very creepy. How desperate he/she sounds over virtual sex o:

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Oki, all these stories made me want to share one of my own.
Maybe not as good as others, but it did make me chuckle when it happened.
 
Little back-story: I have stated in my bio that I like doing squats, well butt workout in general really (fitness life <3) and due to that I have received many "squat" messages.
 
Guy: Do you like doing squats over men or women or both?
Me: I like squatting with a bar on my shoulders
Guy: *Squats in front of you* Do you like that?
Me: *Looks confused at you*
Guy: What?
(at this moment I decided to have fun with this here person)
Me: Well, your form was wrong
Guy: Whats wrong?
Me: squat for me
Guy: *squats for you* do you like me?
Me: Not yet
Guy: Why?
Me: Your back is whack, straighten it out
Guy: *Straightens back* do you like me now?
Me: Not yet, your feet are wrong. They have to be the same width as your shoulders.
Guy: *same width as shoulders*
Me: Good, now that is beautiful
Guy: Ok, Im horny lets go baby? I have a room sexy bunny
Me: You know what turns me on, people doing squats, I dunno why, just find it very sexy.
Guy: I just did squat
Me: Yeah, but I want more <3
Guy: *Squats* lets go now?
Me: Wait, do more
Guy: *Squats*
Guy: *Squats*
Guy: *Squats*
Guy: *Squats*
Guy: You ready?
Me: Five more c:
Guy: *Squats*
Guy: *Squats*
Guy: *Squats*
Guy: *Squats*
Guy: *Squats*
Guy: You horny baby, we ready?
Me: No, do more
Guy: *Squats*
Guy: Please lets go I want to cum in you
Me: No pain no gain, now do it c:<
(after that he squatted for some 20 times or so and I blocked him)

I hope you found it an interesting read. c: