Of course she's cute, why do you think I'm so damn good looking. Anyways..... *yawns, vaporizes Cactus, and reanimates him into a mortal*
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03-20-2017, 08:16 PM
*stares as John pantomimes some stuff and babbles* <_< .....what are you doing? *makes a mountain dew appear so I can sip it*
Cool god-modding bruh. <3
Think of it as a compliment, you were so powerful that you were a weapon of mass destruction. Nothing personal, just that the big man *points up in the sky* doesn't want you destroy the world...again....
03-21-2017, 12:46 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-21-2017, 12:54 PM by GuyByThePond.)
(03-20-2017, 08:16 PM)blahbitty Wrote: *stares as John pantomimes some stuff and babbles* <_< .....what are you doing? *makes a mountain dew appear so I can sip it* Err... Is this supposed to be recorded in the cactus bible ? (03-19-2017, 06:06 AM)JohnSins Wrote: Of course she's cute, why do you think I'm so damn good looking. Anyways..... *yawns, vaporizes Cactus, and reanimates him into a mortal* Cool smiting effect, but what would God of comics A. Moore think of this so temporal use of Dr Manhattan ? Cthuluh against Doc Manhattan ! That could rock by the way ! SOMEBODY CALLED ME ?
Making a girl smile can be much more rewarding than bedding her...
03-21-2017, 09:01 PM
That escalated quickly. Now, boys, if you don't stop fighting mama Cath is gonna punish.
Let's see the bright sight of this world!
03-22-2017, 12:29 AM
Was that a threat or are you just trying to turn us on?.....
03-22-2017, 06:06 AM
*cough* What was that John? *emerging from the shadows, hanging upside-down from the ceiling, looking at what's happening here*
03-22-2017, 06:08 AM
No, Guy. It isn't in the Cactus Bible.
There is no big man in the sky...that book is fairytales and non-sense. Now, let me tell you of the Cactus Gospel. It is the real good news...back when I made everything in nineteen diggity two. It was a harsh time..the nothingness that was my wife, Guinevere ...she was still forming the stuff that you are all made of. I am immaterial and I use these various physical bodies to communicate with regular schmoes. ... eh, the Cactus Lore is complicated.
03-23-2017, 01:27 AM
I think we might be referring to different books, *teleports 'History of the Universe' into your arms* this is the one... I hope you know that you and your wife aren't the only deities, but you can read all about us "Elder Gods" in chapter 1, 903,389,039....
03-23-2017, 11:36 AM
(03-22-2017, 06:08 AM)blahbitty Wrote: No, Guy. It isn't in the Cactus Bible. Gospel... That makes for nice songs and tunes ;-) *Puts on King Britt* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWbYaxxP-UM Hey, I heard Cactus Lore is about throwing helluvaparties (http://www.mnfclub.com/forum/showthread....3#pid28633)... Why don't you start mixing something ? John could use his Michael Bay like abilities to set up some nice fireworks in the background... The former house is gone, but beach parties are fun ! *Bringing some ice chests back... starting to slice lemons with rapier* Where is my bottle of damoiseau ?
Making a girl smile can be much more rewarding than bedding her...
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