31. The pick-up artist are u an orphanage because i wanna give u kids I cant look after kids I dont have the space you might need to find another baby sitter is ur left eye okay because youve been looking right all day My eyes must be a bit off because I cant see where this is going lets commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine. Can I return it for store credit
Hilarious - TIME Magazine Nothing else quite like her - Morgan Freeman
Absoloutley Sensational - Obama
Who is Sasso? - Man I met on the bus Truly the MnF forumer of our time - Steven Hawking
(12-12-2016, 04:46 AM)Sasso Wrote: It's been too long since the last update!
31. The pick-up artist are u an orphanage because i wanna give u kids I cant look after kids I dont have the space you might need to find another baby sitter is ur left eye okay because youve been looking right all day My eyes must be a bit off because I cant see where this is going lets commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine. Can I return it for store credit
12-18-2016, 10:31 PM (This post was last modified: 12-18-2016, 11:15 PM by Sasso.)
32. Gender confused
hi Watup so ur a man>>?? How did you leap to that conclusion..... i was just kidding im sry so u like bbc?? In my extremley manly opinion no
33. A New Owner
so you want an owner? Why would you think that you said you have no owner You're kind of missing the point of the bio then.... *Adds to ignore list* *Removes from ignore list* I like your little internal conflict there thanks
Hilarious - TIME Magazine Nothing else quite like her - Morgan Freeman
Absoloutley Sensational - Obama
Who is Sasso? - Man I met on the bus Truly the MnF forumer of our time - Steven Hawking
hi sexy Hey how are you doing sexy Not bad just chilling good ot hear *looking at your tit* Just one tit Like that weird Kung Fu movie that had that one boob character I cant remember what it was called All I remmeber was him putting two gophers together to use as gopherchucks haha sorry forgot the s for tits The damamge has been done
Hilarious - TIME Magazine Nothing else quite like her - Morgan Freeman
Absoloutley Sensational - Obama
Who is Sasso? - Man I met on the bus Truly the MnF forumer of our time - Steven Hawking
I love these posts, here's an unwanted invite story of my own that went like this:
GUY: hey, wanna go on a trip?
ME: Is it in a book?
GUY: And the book its in my room...
ME: ~Reading Rainbow~ ~I can go anywhere!~
GUY: well u can come to my room.. Its at the end of the rainbow
ME: Google the words "Reading Rainbow" for me will you?
GUY: Its 4.30 am where I live, who gives a fuck about a book at this time?
(12-18-2016, 11:39 PM)Sasso Wrote: 34. One Boob man
hi sexy Hey how are you doing sexy Not bad just chilling good ot hear *looking at your tit* Just one tit Like that weird Kung Fu movie that had that one boob character I cant remember what it was called All I remmeber was him putting two gophers together to use as gopherchucks haha sorry forgot the s for tits The damamge has been done
01-20-2017, 08:07 AM (This post was last modified: 01-20-2017, 08:32 AM by Sasso.)
35. Learning to count
mmm what a sexy bad girl!.. it is necessary to spank your Horny ass)) Well my ass itself isn't horny...That's not how asses work then like that your ass fucked good from behind? Idk how you could fuck it frontways....or from the side.... your ass you can fuck in all poses! it you have such sex How can I fuck my own ass...... put it in your butt anal plug... You're all about the ass aren't you Yes and then cum on your face mmm Well done you know two body parts Yes, I know about your wet cunt) We're up to three well done )))
36. sex
sex me *Waves magic wand* Congratulations, you are now a sex plz Be careful what you wish for Oh no plz Too late you've made your wish no take backsies Sometimes we make love with our eyes. Sometimes we make love with our hands. Sometimes we make love with our bodies. Always we make love with our hearts That was beautiful *waves magic wand again* Congratulations you're no longer a sex oh no I'm upset
Nothing could have prepared me for this one tbh
Hilarious - TIME Magazine Nothing else quite like her - Morgan Freeman
Absoloutley Sensational - Obama
Who is Sasso? - Man I met on the bus Truly the MnF forumer of our time - Steven Hawking
