Fancy, schmancy pickup lines

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(12-04-2015, 04:54 AM)ladyselin Wrote: i know the best one. Here goes. '' Hi''

Most ineffective pickup line of all times. Behold!
"Hello. How are you?"

[Eli-Chanpu]

I had a bad pickup line contest with a friend once.... I'll post my submission in here.

Ahem...

"Hay Gurl~ Do you want me to hold your skirt while you go to the bathroom?"

[Silvyraven]

I got the best one today, I about died laughing because it was out of nowhere.
"Notice me Senpai"

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(12-05-2015, 09:21 PM)Silvyraven Wrote: I got the best one today, I about died laughing because it was out of nowhere.
"Notice me Senpai"

I've tryed once:
"Baka, snpai! It's not like I love your style or anything!"

[Bor]

(12-05-2015, 09:21 PM)Silvyraven Wrote: I got the best one today, I about died laughing because it was out of nowhere.
"Notice me Senpai"

hahaha! well, it worked.

[Tesability]

"How about you show me your hotel?" or better "Oh you got a detachable penis? And it walks by itself. Can I barrow it?"

[juicylucy]

the funniest for me was,"Hey, do you want to come to my room and be disappointed in bed?"

[Bor]

(12-01-2015, 03:20 PM)Bansai Wrote: "hey babe, wan sum fuk?"

Works everytime  

"everytime ;p"
#NeverAgain

[Tao]

LOOL Bor! It doesn't surprise me... ^^"
I won't ever try this line

[Bor]

yeah haha I was expecting something like that :p
I laughed my ass off irl tho when that happend. #NoRegrets