How To Pick You Up

[belle]

Oh yes. That one I find irritating, too. miss, milady, ....
Oh and also great: trying to improve on my French name by making it Italian or Spanish!

But the topic of the thread. I put some thought into this. I used to attempt to guide the young hopeful gentlemen through the process. After many misadventures I've boiled it down to this:
Abandon all hope. I'm not who you are looking for.