How To Pick You Up

[DarkXtecy]

(03-11-2016, 12:20 PM)Sharp Wrote: Dark, Vik, and others who think they have it tough, I'm not usually one to get involved in one-upping people, but be thankful you aren't attracting these types of PM's.



And this may surprise some of you, but this sort of conversation isn't even a rare occurrence. Aside from the "want sex" and "gimme ur hrd dik" style PM's, this is all I ever get.

to be honest sharp...i would also welcome that....and...here is how i would have played it after her "do you know when the next update are":

she: do you know when the next update are?
me: yes...definitely some time in the near future

(her response as a possibility)

she: ok but when exactly?
me ill let you know as soon as i consult my fortune teller
she: what?
me: as a forum member its my duty to let you know when next updates are...but please be patient

(her next possible reaction)

*hits the ignore button* 
me: XD