How To Pick You Up

[Tantrum]

Interesting question...
I spend so few time in here right now, so i take my time just talking by PM or in public with my friends, but...this girl come with this approach, sorry, not the right thread, but i found it so delicious, that i have to share:
"Hey tantrum, i'm going to be blunt - I'm pretty damn horny and i want to be fucked. Yes or no?"
I reply to her that i'm flattered, that i'm not really looking for company, just in-game talking to friends, but, why not? and then she continues:
"oh thank god, it's harder than i tought getting laid!"
I start laugh, shes a premium player, so i reply that i don't believe her, and she replys:
"I've asked five guys including you, only you're got back to me"
After that, we go to the room....
So, thats a good approach, using honesty mixed with good humour...