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I love da smell o' DAKKA in da mornin'
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*Kaptain Kati smiles wickedly before bellowing a deep maniacal laugh at the new opponents entering the arena* BWAAAHAHAHAHA!!! Moar 'umies?!?! ROIGHT! An' 'ere I wuz finkin' dis wuz gonna be a borin' day!! *Her attention turns back to the Imperator, looming up ahead* Derz only one way ta brin' down a Squiggoff... youz smash it roight in da nog ya do!

*Turns to her 1st Mate GutKnucklez*
Oy! GutKnucklez! Get me on dat bridge! And take da KRUMPLETUFFSKIN ta dat gift Iz got da Warboss!!!!!

*Opening comms to her fleet of Brute Rams* OY! YA PIMPLIE GROTS! SHOW DEZ 'UMIES 'OW DA ORKS DO SPACE KOMBAT!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

*Kati gestures to her elite band of Flashgits... falling in line behind her as they settle into a "boarding bullet" which is loaded into the KRUMPLETUFFSKIN's main kannon. It darts nimbly, dodging incoming fire, pulling dangerously close to the imperial vessel, before delivering a truly struck shot, imbedding the kapsule directly into the Imperator's bridge, before turning on heel and retreating. The bottom of the boarding shot blasts out with a blistering hail of snazzgun fire, reducing the security crews to a fine pink mist. Under the ludicrous hail of gunfire, the bridge is quickly secured. Kati, unleashing Daizy against the stragglers still stationed there, practically vaporizing those unfortunate enough to be caught in her sights. Grabbing the nearest comm*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!! WARBOSS! 'ooz mukkin' about?!? BWAHAHAHA!!! Wez got a new ship for ya!

*Turns to her FlashGits* You lot... get ta lootin'! Krumple any 'umies that get to dis bridge! I'z got a Warboss ta find! *with that she heads down the corridor, Daizy's 13 barrels of death clearing a path, her most trusted mega-armored Nob covering her.*

*In the meantime, the swarm of Brute Rams speed out and bear down on the Blueperium's fleet wreaking wanton havoc and indiscriminately ramming their blade-like prows into the destroyers, boarding the ones not outright destroyed... The KRUMPLETUFFSKIN speeds out to the dark of space, toward a massive shape drifting quietly towards the combat zone.*
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I love da smell o' DAKKA in da mornin' - by MDMA - 01-26-2016, 10:55 PM
RE: I love da smell o' DAKKA in da mornin' - by Katidid - 02-06-2016, 08:28 AM

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