It is with shame that I, Neymar, have failed to report!
I could have just confessed to him that yes, I have one huge tit and one tiny tit. Someone finally noticed.
Unfortunately, he got rather impatient and I didn't take to it too kindly (he ended up ignoring me when I questioned his sense of time).
I could have just confessed to him that yes, I have one huge tit and one tiny tit. Someone finally noticed.
Unfortunately, he got rather impatient and I didn't take to it too kindly (he ended up ignoring me when I questioned his sense of time).
"Each night has one sound I know: the moon against the water like your cheek across mine in another life." – Sara Eliza Johnson