This thread is a terrific idea.
I couldn't agree more with the things you mentioned above. Especially the spitting, licking inside the ear and spanking too hard. But punching the pussy with fingers, geez. But when you say it like that I can imagine exactly what you mean and I agree it looks painful.
Here is another idea of something I like but goes wrong if done wrong
I love blowjobs. sometimes its just what the doctor ordered. but a sweet blowjob can go sour if you do it until till you jaw hurts so much that you complain about it & stop all sex activity. thats going too far & kills the mood. please Don't complain. don't stop abruptly. just slow down and move on to the next sexual activity like actual sex.
Another thing that can turn a bj sour is trying to deep throat until you gag or throw up. Geez, your bj is already impressive. don't overkill it by making yourself choke and vomit on my cock. please it's not necessary. If the top half is all you can take that's fine with me
Lastly BJ's are heaven when you tease me with your tongue, rub your luscious lips around my shaft and suck my swollen head like a delicious lollipop. but one thing that is definitely not fun is bitting the cock with your teeth. Oh gosh please don't scratch my cock with your teeth. it's a nightmare. So take notes no teeth, otherwise we might spend the rest of our date in a hospital emergency room. then you have to explain to the doctor how you shredded my cock with your teeth during a bj. very embarrassing.
I couldn't agree more with the things you mentioned above. Especially the spitting, licking inside the ear and spanking too hard. But punching the pussy with fingers, geez. But when you say it like that I can imagine exactly what you mean and I agree it looks painful.
Here is another idea of something I like but goes wrong if done wrong
I love blowjobs. sometimes its just what the doctor ordered. but a sweet blowjob can go sour if you do it until till you jaw hurts so much that you complain about it & stop all sex activity. thats going too far & kills the mood. please Don't complain. don't stop abruptly. just slow down and move on to the next sexual activity like actual sex.
Another thing that can turn a bj sour is trying to deep throat until you gag or throw up. Geez, your bj is already impressive. don't overkill it by making yourself choke and vomit on my cock. please it's not necessary. If the top half is all you can take that's fine with me
Lastly BJ's are heaven when you tease me with your tongue, rub your luscious lips around my shaft and suck my swollen head like a delicious lollipop. but one thing that is definitely not fun is bitting the cock with your teeth. Oh gosh please don't scratch my cock with your teeth. it's a nightmare. So take notes no teeth, otherwise we might spend the rest of our date in a hospital emergency room. then you have to explain to the doctor how you shredded my cock with your teeth during a bj. very embarrassing.