1) Thanks to you, MsTan... I have unofficially elected myself as a member of Skinnish society.
Guy: Hi Soju, nice outfit you have, seems it is second skin (I had on a beige outfit)
Guy: Oups! I did notpresent myself. I'm ___, [his A/S/L] ...you?
me: Hello. I am a softskin from SKINLAND. Have you heard of the place?
Guy: nope, but seems to be a cool place^^
me: It is located in the middle of the ocean, right in the center of the Bermuda Triangle...
Guy: why not as long there is fun there
me: You are an openminded one.
Guy: compliment taken. I'd like to serve you a masterpiece of french chievalry actually
me: What is this chievalry?
Guy: something dealing with horseriding
me: Can you explain what French chievalry is then?
Guy: I c^ld explain you the theory here, but for the practice, you shld better invite me^^
me: I do not go into things without understanding theory... you see, it is social law to prohibit skinnish people from rubbing skins with animals...
(He drops the conversation.)
2) Big or Small
Guy: Hi sojo
Guy: you are cute
Guy: Do you like big dicks or small dicks?
me: I like the idea of a micropenis... cute, just like my name.
me: Do you have a micropenis?
Guy: no
Guy: sorry i have a mAcropenis
Guy: do all women like small penis?
Guy: ???
me: Well, it has to be teeny-tiny. Like, cute as a button. Otherwise I can't call you cute, either...
Guy: i know there is many pussies that can't handle my big dick
me: What advantage does a big dick have?
Guy: i don't knew i never had sex before
me: So you've never had sex before... and you say not many pussies can handle your big dick. I think there is some confusion here.
Guy: i never had sex before but i am masturbating since 2010 so i saw like hundreds of pussies
Guy: according to our traditions sex is forbidden till you marry
Guy: iam still 19
me: Is going here not against your traditions?
Guy: it is secret
Guy: where are you from?
me: It is secret... (I was almost tempted to use the SKINLAND story again)
Guy: hahaha
Guy: I think english isn't your mother tounge
Guy: may be asian
me: Why do you think so?
Guy: your name
Guy: and you like tiny penis
Guy: asians have tiny penises
(I drop the conversation from here. A while later, I get a "hi" from someone named "litledick.")
Guy: Hi Soju, nice outfit you have, seems it is second skin (I had on a beige outfit)
Guy: Oups! I did notpresent myself. I'm ___, [his A/S/L] ...you?
me: Hello. I am a softskin from SKINLAND. Have you heard of the place?
Guy: nope, but seems to be a cool place^^
me: It is located in the middle of the ocean, right in the center of the Bermuda Triangle...
Guy: why not as long there is fun there
me: You are an openminded one.
Guy: compliment taken. I'd like to serve you a masterpiece of french chievalry actually
me: What is this chievalry?
Guy: something dealing with horseriding
me: Can you explain what French chievalry is then?
Guy: I c^ld explain you the theory here, but for the practice, you shld better invite me^^
me: I do not go into things without understanding theory... you see, it is social law to prohibit skinnish people from rubbing skins with animals...
(He drops the conversation.)
2) Big or Small
Guy: Hi sojo
Guy: you are cute
Guy: Do you like big dicks or small dicks?
me: I like the idea of a micropenis... cute, just like my name.
me: Do you have a micropenis?
Guy: no
Guy: sorry i have a mAcropenis
Guy: do all women like small penis?
Guy: ???
me: Well, it has to be teeny-tiny. Like, cute as a button. Otherwise I can't call you cute, either...
Guy: i know there is many pussies that can't handle my big dick
me: What advantage does a big dick have?
Guy: i don't knew i never had sex before
me: So you've never had sex before... and you say not many pussies can handle your big dick. I think there is some confusion here.
Guy: i never had sex before but i am masturbating since 2010 so i saw like hundreds of pussies
Guy: according to our traditions sex is forbidden till you marry
Guy: iam still 19
me: Is going here not against your traditions?
Guy: it is secret
Guy: where are you from?
me: It is secret... (I was almost tempted to use the SKINLAND story again)
Guy: hahaha
Guy: I think english isn't your mother tounge
Guy: may be asian
me: Why do you think so?
Guy: your name
Guy: and you like tiny penis
Guy: asians have tiny penises
(I drop the conversation from here. A while later, I get a "hi" from someone named "litledick.")
"Each night has one sound I know: the moon against the water like your cheek across mine in another life." – Sara Eliza Johnson