Fuck my life (FML)

[Melificent]

(02-13-2018, 07:51 PM)Jessica Wrote:

(02-13-2018, 07:04 PM)Cath Wrote: OI! Nobody 's posting here?

I might be new on forum but this seems a long dead thread

*casts a "Raise Dead" spell and laughs maniacally*
So I'm kinda bored and thought i'd share some of my past stories.

Story #1 :
So when I was around 18 and still lived at Hotel Mum, we had an apt. in the 1st floor and my room had a balcony facing the street, and since I was a smoker I used to put my PC next to the window so I could just take a few steps outside to take a smoke. One day I was sitting at my PC playing a videogame and talking in Teamspeak, I randomly look outside the balcony door and see a little kid just literally faceplant to the floor after tripping and it looked so funny I had a laugh-flash for 15-20 minutes straight, the kid's mother and a few passerby's all looked at me shocked, like I was some kind of inhuman, but I just could'nt stop laughing^^ 

Story #2: Flash forward to 21 Year old me just getting my first own apt. , this time on the 3rd floor, and per usual habit I put my PC near a window for easier smoking. A few days to a week after moving in, I sit at my PC and do some "wetwork" on myself * wiggles brows suggestively*, after finishing I stand up to take a smoke and notice about 3 people in 2 different windows on the neighboring house, staring slackjawed in my direction, that's when I notice the angle was just right so they could see everything I just did. From that day on I made a habit to put my PC and Bed in places NOBODY could see through the window * blushes* ( that was also the day I discovered I might have a slight kink for exhibitionism * coughs*)
Yours truly,
Slightly lewd Mel^^
P.S. : Reviving dead thread's is fun, just gotta be careful not to overdo it^^