08-11-2017, 05:03 PM
Everyone tries to do their very best, and this post is no different. But this time, try to be the best at being the worst. Write a really bad sex scene. I'll go first since I made the thread.
She laid back, her boobies flopping all over the place. Nick stared hungrily, his schlong beginning to get hard. To speed up the process without the use of viagra or cialis, he began to paw at her titties. Absentmindedly playing with them and pushing them together and around. Eventually he decided to taste them and like a baby trying to survive he fit as much into his mouth as possible.
By this point his meat scepter was at full mast at an incredible five inches. Joanna slapped it playfully through his pants since she could finally see it.
"Oooh, nice boner," she said.
"There's more where that came from honeybunches," Nick solemnly replied, as he retrieved his pee-pee from the confines of his sweatpants. Immediately she licked it like a dog eating an icecream cone - sloppy, wet, and honestly disgusting to watch. Nick threw his head back with pleasure and since his mouth was hanging open at the same time, he was drooling all over his chest.
Eventually Nick got tired of the slopjob, and he laid on top of her, wrapping his arms around her.
"Is your kitty ready for my magnum dong?" he asked, smirking.
"Just perform sexual intercourse already with me," she pleaded, tongue hanging out and eyes drooping.
With that, he put his thingy inside of her thingy, and they started going at it. There were grunts, and skin and hands and breasts, there might have been other people involved, no one knows.
Eventually, they had finished and collapsed to the bed.
"That was pretty radical bro," she told him.
"Real ninja shit homie," Nick replied, throwing his hands up like a gangster.
She laid back, her boobies flopping all over the place. Nick stared hungrily, his schlong beginning to get hard. To speed up the process without the use of viagra or cialis, he began to paw at her titties. Absentmindedly playing with them and pushing them together and around. Eventually he decided to taste them and like a baby trying to survive he fit as much into his mouth as possible.
By this point his meat scepter was at full mast at an incredible five inches. Joanna slapped it playfully through his pants since she could finally see it.
"Oooh, nice boner," she said.
"There's more where that came from honeybunches," Nick solemnly replied, as he retrieved his pee-pee from the confines of his sweatpants. Immediately she licked it like a dog eating an icecream cone - sloppy, wet, and honestly disgusting to watch. Nick threw his head back with pleasure and since his mouth was hanging open at the same time, he was drooling all over his chest.
Eventually Nick got tired of the slopjob, and he laid on top of her, wrapping his arms around her.
"Is your kitty ready for my magnum dong?" he asked, smirking.
"Just perform sexual intercourse already with me," she pleaded, tongue hanging out and eyes drooping.
With that, he put his thingy inside of her thingy, and they started going at it. There were grunts, and skin and hands and breasts, there might have been other people involved, no one knows.
Eventually, they had finished and collapsed to the bed.
"That was pretty radical bro," she told him.
"Real ninja shit homie," Nick replied, throwing his hands up like a gangster.
Am I wrong 'cuz I wanna get it on til' I die?
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