(01-14-2016, 08:24 AM)Sasso Wrote: 4.Yu gi oh!
"Hey hows it going" "Hey what's up?" "Nm, what you got going on tonight?" "Nothing really I'm just hanging around" "You looking for fun at all?" At this point you can tell where this is going. "What kind of fun? Like playing Yu gi oh? that' alot of fun" "We could do that" "How do you propose this duel?" "WEll the funny thing about the way I play Yu gi oh, I do it naked and with my penis. its a new rules set" "That sounds like a violation of the rules" "No it's not, maybe if i showed you it would make more sense" "I just checked the official rules online and it doesnt say anything about that" "I know. its a new thing" "Can you explain the rules?" "I take my pants off, you stroke my cock, then you put it in your mouth, and when im about to cum i yell "lets d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dual!"" "I'm beginning to think this isnt a new way to play Yu gi oh" "..... it may not be"
This from my friend Maalika. Thank you!
Maalika is in Cyan, the guy is in red
"Do you like roleplay?"
"Ya"
"What kind?"
"Barnyard Chiimera"
"Wot"
"I have a chicken head a horse body and a pig tail"
".."
LOOOOOOL, thanks Sasso, you make me lough so much, please keep us informed of your adventures
(01-14-2016, 09:59 AM)MsTan Wrote: Oh sasso...thats so good!!! but if i may say, that guy is very impressive, he play along, keep his story, i guess you have alot of fun with him, or not....hihihi
That happens to me last night, i was spaming around, and told my age in public chat, i was on TOTTALLY FREAK OUT MODE, so i say alot of bullshit, a guy just send me alot of cold invites, that i, of course, refuse, then he text me:
Guy - "YOU DONT FUCK BECAUSE YOU ARE OLD?"
MsT - "NO, I DONT FUCK BECAUSE IM TOO TIRED, BUT YOU BROKE A NEW RECORD, 6 INVITES IN A ROW, CONGRATS"
at this point i tought, OK that should be enough, it wasn't, the guy just keep sending invite, after invite, after invite, and the txt me again:
Guy - "NEW REC"
MsT - "YEAH...I COUNT 15, NEW WORLD RECORD"
Guy - "WHY ARE YOU SO TIRED?"
MsT - "BECAUSE IM OLD..."
Guy - "TOUCHE"
MsT - "IM GLAD YOU LIKE MY ANSWER"
Guy - "WHY YOU PLAY THIS GAME IF YOU DONT WANT SEX?"
MsT - "WHO SAID I DONT WANT SEX?, YOU KNOW THE DIFERENCE BTW A WHORE AND A PROSTITUTE?"
Guy - "YES I KNOW, SO?"
MsT - "WELL, IM A WHORE, I FUCK EVERYONE...I JUST DONT FUCK YOU"
Guy - "THATS AN OLD JOKE...IF YOU DONT WANT SEX WITH ANYONE, WHY ARE YOU PLAYING?"
MsT - "I TOLD YOU IM OLD, BUT I GUESS IT WILL DO THE TRICK...IF YOU ARE SMART ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND"
Guy - "WHATS THE TRICK?"
MsT - "TO SEE IF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I DO IN HERE, WHY I PLAY THIS GAME..., IM START THINKING YOU DONT..."
At that point im going to bed, in this morning, i receive the last txt of the guy:
Guy - "PLEASE, EXPLAIN ME"
See boys and girls? for many of you, you just IGNORE the guy after the first or the second invite...but you loose so much, doing that!!!!
AHAHAH, so good, this thread is already my favorite, please MsTan, keep us informed