Tales by the pond

[GuyByThePond]

Kiss Fu Master
She's lithe, supple,  and sweating. She inhales deeply, then she goes "blowing in the wind",  "my sole tastes good", "I love the weight of your balls", "rubbing the mounds of glory" and "stealing your breath always". Now she should go "grab your hair", but it is SelIan... She makes a "Your shaft is mine" move.
I whistle approvingly.
Then I get on the tatami. I make a thai vai (*) at her, joining my hands over my head I bow. She flashes a smile, because I saluted her as a master, then she blows a killing kiss, because she knows me. 
I dive on the left and roll on myself to get up in one swift move.
"No foreplay ? You know better, dear... Some sweet words are a much more efficient way to break guards than any cold, "insta kill" maneuver"
"I know you follow the "heart & soul" path, dear. But I like to get you off guard with a "just feelin' hot" move when it works..."
She passes her tongue over her lips, narrowing her eyes to throw me a "I smell like wet, hot sex" look. I counter by flashing a rose out of my yukata I send at her face. She grabs it in her mouth, make a whirl on herself and spit it.
"I don't feel like dancing tango with you, dear Ian"
"Then I'll find other ways to make you fall in my arms, dear SelIan"
We start circling one another, looking for an opening. 
All of a sudden, she's on me. She tries "pinching my nipple", then "grabbing my cock" and finally "rubbing her ass at my crotch" in a flawless kata. I step back with her every attack, anticipating a move to "pull my head at her neck"... Then she uses her leg, spinning down on herself to make me fall. I've been fainted ! All I can do is a backflip to dodge the low kick, hoping to get far enough not to be caught by what's coming next... It's "Talk to my hand" ! She has used her momentum to flash her palm at my face. It ends a millimeter short, touching my nose.
"You've improved your moves, dear !"
She smiles again.
"I missed you, dear".
That's my opening. I talk and move at once.
"Wind to down your guard !"
I clasp my hands. The thunder move makes her yukata open wide.
"Earth to make me strong !"
I close on her. She tries to fence me off with her arms, but she's off balance and I barely feel her punch.
"Fire to tame your heart !"
I'm in her guard. I lock her arms, holding her tight.
"And water, for a melting kiss..."
My mouth is on her lips. They open as my tongue swirls in. I can feel her bare, soft bosom against mine. She's breathing hard as we're kissing in a tight embrace.
Then we break up and salute each other.
SelIan is smiling again. "Next time, you'll fall and have me on top, dear"
"There's nothing I'd like more, dear"

(*) Yes, Kiss Fu comes from Thaïland (**). It requires a "Sanuk" way of thinking. And I'm a big fan of Tony Jaa ;-) 

(**) Thaïland is a wonderful country, one of the most interesting "East meets West" place I know (it's the "balanced" one, Japan and Philippines being the 2 extremes). Besides, it's one of the best cooking in the world. If you want to catch a glimpse of it (other than going there), read "Dragon's fin soup" (novellas - "fiddling for water buffaloes" is hilarious - by S. P. Somtow) and the "Bangkok night" series (thriller by John Burdett).