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Worst Sexual Experience
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I've had people tell me they "don't RP". I've had mediocre sex. I've had silent exp runs. I've had partners who left halfway through for no obvious reason. I've dealt with kinks thrown at me in mid-sex I just plain couldn't be arsed to indulge because I just never developed the chemistry to care. I've even had one "girl" start laughing during poses who later admitted she was a guy and wanted to see the poses. He used his gender reveal as a means of trolling. I told him I didn't give a shit; "Joke's on you, I'm bi!" He also refused to believe there were actually women who came here. Sorry ladies, you don't exist!

But even the master sociologist pales in comparison to the one time I ragequit from a bed. Here's some advice:

1. Don't ask for a premium account.
2. If you do ask for a premium account, don't do it in a bed.
3. If you do ask for a premium account in bed... don't do it in mid-blowjob.

It kinda spoils the mood.
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Worst Sexual Experience - by Bor - 12-09-2015, 04:55 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Bango - 12-09-2015, 08:09 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Sharp - 12-09-2015, 08:38 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by ZeMuffin - 12-10-2015, 06:39 AM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Tao - 12-09-2015, 09:40 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Bango - 12-09-2015, 10:00 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Bor - 12-09-2015, 10:16 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Grimurei - 12-10-2015, 06:23 AM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by QueenExcellia - 12-10-2015, 07:43 AM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by RP_RICK - 12-10-2015, 11:25 AM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by ladyselin - 12-10-2015, 03:34 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by juicylucy - 12-10-2015, 05:59 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Bor - 12-10-2015, 06:45 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by AdamJohn - 12-10-2015, 08:00 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Kina - 12-13-2015, 05:35 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Bor - 12-14-2015, 01:18 AM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Thekink - 01-05-2016, 12:19 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by juicylucy - 12-13-2015, 07:01 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Lynne - 12-13-2015, 10:55 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Kumori - 12-13-2015, 10:24 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by juicylucy - 12-14-2015, 07:46 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Seif - 12-15-2015, 02:47 AM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by juicylucy - 12-15-2015, 07:53 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by brandon1op - 12-16-2015, 03:00 AM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by MAGES. - 12-16-2015, 06:53 AM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Roselynn - 01-04-2016, 03:29 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Emmie - 01-04-2016, 05:01 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Roselynn - 01-04-2016, 06:18 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Thorne - 01-05-2016, 12:08 AM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by blahbitty - 01-05-2016, 03:38 AM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Emmie - 01-04-2016, 06:50 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Benny87 - 01-04-2016, 06:58 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by juicylucy - 01-04-2016, 07:00 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Benny87 - 01-04-2016, 07:01 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by juicylucy - 01-04-2016, 07:05 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Emmie - 01-04-2016, 08:12 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Roselynn - 01-04-2016, 08:20 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Tao - 01-04-2016, 08:35 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Roselynn - 01-05-2016, 09:41 AM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Tantrum - 01-05-2016, 11:36 AM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Emmie - 01-05-2016, 05:16 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Thekink - 01-06-2016, 12:00 AM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Benny87 - 01-05-2016, 06:44 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by MsTan - 01-14-2016, 11:55 AM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Tarkis - 01-14-2016, 12:16 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by MsTan - 01-14-2016, 02:10 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Obara - 01-16-2016, 07:41 AM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by IvanXLIV - 01-16-2016, 05:31 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by juicylucy - 01-16-2016, 07:26 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by IvanXLIV - 01-17-2016, 07:42 AM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Hulder - 01-16-2016, 09:20 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Tantrum - 01-17-2016, 11:22 AM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Bor - 01-17-2016, 02:10 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by IvanXLIV - 01-17-2016, 07:49 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by MsTan - 01-18-2016, 09:40 AM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by IvanXLIV - 01-18-2016, 10:04 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Lexirific - 05-16-2016, 02:48 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by MrGamer100 - 06-29-2016, 05:59 AM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by WOLVIE44 - 07-16-2016, 04:35 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by -J- - 07-16-2016, 05:56 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by WOLVIE44 - 07-16-2016, 07:50 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by OnlyRpGuy - 08-09-2016, 03:53 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Silphy - 08-10-2016, 01:10 AM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by OnlyRpGuy - 08-10-2016, 07:56 AM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Sharp - 08-10-2016, 08:37 AM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by MariaT - 08-10-2016, 08:32 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Emmie - 08-16-2016, 10:15 AM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Cath - 08-17-2016, 07:42 AM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Kallisto - 08-17-2016, 09:29 AM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Sharp - 08-17-2016, 09:53 AM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Johnny_X - 08-17-2016, 10:00 AM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by mickboy12 - 08-18-2016, 09:14 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Mx.RP - 08-18-2016, 09:51 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Emmie - 08-19-2016, 03:11 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Redshirt - 10-11-2016, 01:56 AM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Camila2 - 10-11-2016, 03:04 AM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Infamy - 10-12-2016, 08:55 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Cath - 10-12-2016, 08:59 PM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by pumparump628 - 11-23-2016, 05:19 AM
RE: Worst Sexual Experience - by Tracy - 11-23-2016, 09:02 AM
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