06-09-2016, 05:08 PM
Last night, I participated in perhaps one of the more peculiar cases of sex on the beach...
... as a color commentator.
Two people started going at it on the beach, and an announcer (who is free to jump in and take credit for this hilarious idea) stepped in to provide play-by-play. So of course it seemed reasonable for me to join him in "the booth" and call the action alongside him.
"And she counters the spank by inserting the thumb to complete the fist! Zowie!"
"That's an impressive five-fingered discount right there. Haven't seen one of those since the great Beach Orgy of '76. Fist-ory is being made!"
... as a color commentator.
Two people started going at it on the beach, and an announcer (who is free to jump in and take credit for this hilarious idea) stepped in to provide play-by-play. So of course it seemed reasonable for me to join him in "the booth" and call the action alongside him.
"And she counters the spank by inserting the thumb to complete the fist! Zowie!"
"That's an impressive five-fingered discount right there. Haven't seen one of those since the great Beach Orgy of '76. Fist-ory is being made!"
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