IanParis' gibberish

[GuyByThePond]

A little tribute to B, the cock whisperess (thanks to Frankie Lee for the inspiration)

You've got to put this on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE
Why Rap ? Fightin' music ! B can chew Kratos' marble cojones and spit them in the eye of any cold inviter (yeah, museum can be dangerous at times)
Why Beastie Boys ? Don't take this too seriously.

So without further ado, the lyrics (largely inspired from the original Beastie Boys song)

I can't stand it I know you planned it
You have set my cock straight, your pussygate
I can't stand waiting when you're in here
Because you show your boobs crystal clear
So while you sit back and wonder why
I feel so fucking hard on this side
Oh my god, my cock's raisin'
I'm tellin' y'all she's whiperin'

So listen up 'cause you can't say nothin'
You'll shut me down with a push of your button ?
But yo my dick's out and blown
I'm so ready to rock you on and on

'Cause what you see you might not get
And we can bet so don't you get souped yet
You're scheming on my thing with your squirtin'
But all you've got to do now is whisperin'

Why; my back is now against the wall
Listen all of y'all she's whiperin'
Listen all of y'all she's whiperin'
Listen all of y'all she's whiperin'    
Listen all of y'all she's whiperin'

I can't stand it I know you planned it
You have set my cock straight, your pussygate
But I can't stand waitin' when you're in this place
Because I feel your hornyness now you're all in my face
But make no mistakes and switch up my channel
I'm bully rich when I fly off the handle
What could it be, all this squirtin'
You're scheming on my thing - that's whisperin'