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A short one.
He: you walk by my bedroom and look the opening to see me sitting on my bed stroking my big hard cock. i look up and see my mom through the crack of the door out of the corner of my eye.
Me: then your mom draws your dad's colt 45 and storms into your room opening fire. the firts three bullets hit your cock and the fourth ends your suffering hitting you just between your eyes
That was all the conversation xD
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Oh! We're all a bit scary sometimes ^^
Let's see the bright sight of this world!
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I would have done the same in your position, don't worry. Good thing I'm not a parent >.>
"Server's Overcrowded - Please select another game server"
We will see about that... *Furious clicking*
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Girl: Wanna have sex?
Me: No.
Girl: Are you gay?
Me: No.
Girl: Then why not have sex with me.
Me: My priorities come first?
Girl: You have something higher then sex with a hot girl?
Me: Yes Gaming, Food, Hentai, Movies.
Girl: .... You know how sad that sounds?
Me: Nope my inner geek is immune to your charm.
Girl: Whatever you loser I will find a real man.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA.....AHAHAHAHAHA wait your serious? Oh let me laugh even harder AHHHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Girl: You have been ignored by this user
Me out loud in my room: VICTORY IS MINE -Stewie voice-
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I am Infamy and I am a Glomp and Grope'aholicÂ
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well going off the off the op If a girl would randomly ask me for sex in this game I'd tell her some of my fetishes. If she doesn't reply I'll assume she's normal....if she replies and agrees i exit the game and play some more overwatch
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For me, the worst is when they start asking all these personal questions, like:
1- How old are you?
2- Are you married?
3- Do you want kids?
4- Does your father work in Carrefour?
5- What is your investment profile?
6- How rustled are your jimmies?
=/
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So relatable. I mean, you don't ask that kind of question to someone you've just met.
Let's see the bright sight of this world!
