A Slow Clap for You

[Kyrios]

pUNple pUNantically punning, pUNcisely pUntomiming Punniness.

[Emmie]

EU to UK after they left.

Kyrios after UK left EU.

Most of UK right now.

Brexit right now.

How EU sees UK's decision.

And Scotland right now.

[Cath]

Excellent! We should make PUNtition!

[Emmie]

And this is to be the new Prime Minister of UK...

[Kyrios]

A little less ridiculous than the current one I guess.

[Barbiesque]

Well I see it as a bit of a dysfunctional family.

Old England (pun) told the EU it's too clingy, EU's gonna get Scotland out of the divorce, Northern Ireland's going back to her mother's and well...Wales.

[Lexirific]

It was more like the UK told the EU they are controlling and abusive, and after choosing to leave have realised they were actually protecting them. And no, Scotland isn't going anywhere, neither is NI. Wales is happy now. All the EU is going to keep is Gibraltar after they go for independence. Well, that's is Spain don't try adopting them first.

I'd actually like to see England campaigning for independence from the UK.