05-22-2016, 03:53 AM
(This post was last modified: 05-22-2016, 03:54 AM by Laertes1.
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DETECTIVE OF SECRETS V: Insomniac
(Reid Bailley wakes up from a dream about his favorite book "The Cave of Time by Edward Packard" ((Choose Your Own Adventure franchise)))
Reid: Whoa? Where Am I?
Yogg Saron: (in a deep voice) HELLO.
Reid? Wait, wait, is that, Yogg Saron, come to life, from Hearthstone?
YS: Indeed it is. I see you have played the game more hours than you have done with your homework, yet again. I am very pleased
Reid: Mr. Saron i have many ques....
YS: Spare me the trivialities of your human speech. I have come to let you know, you have been a wonderful private eye. I and my tentacled friends wish to grant you with a fork in the road.
Reid: Well, as Yogi Berra once said, if there's a fork in the road, take it.
YS: Again with your human dialect. How disconcerting. Maybe I should go...
Reid: WAIT WAIT, Mr. Saron, at least tell me what the two options are!
YS: Well well, you are not as stupid as I once thought. Now, onto it! For the rest of your days, you will spend them in ultimate pleasure. As I have observed humans there are two pleasures to speak of. Sleeping, and fapping. Yet I unfortunately am not as powerful as N'Zoth the Corruptor, and therefore may only grant you one wish.
Mr. Bailley, your path of pleasure is this: Either 1) You have no refraction period. You can fap as many times as you like. ALL DAY even! but at a cost, you can never sleep, again. Your energy will only come from the dopamine released from fapping. 2) Eternal sleep, wondering about the mysteries of the universe, and dreaming about your favorite book, The Cave of Time by Edward Packard.
Mr. Bailley: Well for some help, Mr. Saron, I must quote Shakespeare in Hamlet Act 4 scene 3, when he says, "to sleep, perchance to drea..."
YS: Pitiful Human, you have tested my patience. Which is it????
Mr. Bailley: WELL I UH< erm, fapping is pleasant, but then again so is sleep........
(Reid Bailley wakes up from a daydream)
WHOA WHERE AM I?
Client : So she says that I fap too much and never take the time for her, but when i get kinky (yadda yadda yadda)
(Reid Bailley's narcolepsy kicks in again, and he dreams about being able to fap continuously and also sleep with wonderful dreams, at the same time)))
THE END
Welcome my fellow Blizzard fans!
(Reid Bailley wakes up from a dream about his favorite book "The Cave of Time by Edward Packard" ((Choose Your Own Adventure franchise)))
Reid: Whoa? Where Am I?
Yogg Saron: (in a deep voice) HELLO.
Reid? Wait, wait, is that, Yogg Saron, come to life, from Hearthstone?
YS: Indeed it is. I see you have played the game more hours than you have done with your homework, yet again. I am very pleased
Reid: Mr. Saron i have many ques....
YS: Spare me the trivialities of your human speech. I have come to let you know, you have been a wonderful private eye. I and my tentacled friends wish to grant you with a fork in the road.
Reid: Well, as Yogi Berra once said, if there's a fork in the road, take it.
YS: Again with your human dialect. How disconcerting. Maybe I should go...
Reid: WAIT WAIT, Mr. Saron, at least tell me what the two options are!
YS: Well well, you are not as stupid as I once thought. Now, onto it! For the rest of your days, you will spend them in ultimate pleasure. As I have observed humans there are two pleasures to speak of. Sleeping, and fapping. Yet I unfortunately am not as powerful as N'Zoth the Corruptor, and therefore may only grant you one wish.
Mr. Bailley, your path of pleasure is this: Either 1) You have no refraction period. You can fap as many times as you like. ALL DAY even! but at a cost, you can never sleep, again. Your energy will only come from the dopamine released from fapping. 2) Eternal sleep, wondering about the mysteries of the universe, and dreaming about your favorite book, The Cave of Time by Edward Packard.
Mr. Bailley: Well for some help, Mr. Saron, I must quote Shakespeare in Hamlet Act 4 scene 3, when he says, "to sleep, perchance to drea..."
YS: Pitiful Human, you have tested my patience. Which is it????
Mr. Bailley: WELL I UH< erm, fapping is pleasant, but then again so is sleep........
(Reid Bailley wakes up from a daydream)
WHOA WHERE AM I?
Client : So she says that I fap too much and never take the time for her, but when i get kinky (yadda yadda yadda)
(Reid Bailley's narcolepsy kicks in again, and he dreams about being able to fap continuously and also sleep with wonderful dreams, at the same time)))
THE END
Welcome my fellow Blizzard fans!
Sex is Comedy of the highest art
