+- MNF Club Forums (https://www.mnfclub.com/forum)
+-- Forum: Forums (https://www.mnfclub.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?fid=1)
+--- Forum: Creative writing (https://www.mnfclub.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?fid=5)
+--- Thread: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines (/showthread.php?tid=41)
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - RPesse - 12-23-2015
(12-23-2015, 04:55 PM)Silvyraven Wrote: I am starting to sense a theme here...
and these guys are real charmers
I think that I've heard the Ur'anus joke in "Back to the future"... so nerdy.
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - Benny87 - 12-24-2015
Wasn't it in Austin Powers instead ?
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - RPesse - 12-24-2015
(12-24-2015, 10:21 AM)Benny87 Wrote: Wasn't it in Austin Powers instead ?
No, I was wrong! It was in E.T.!
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - FutaPrincessPeach - 12-25-2015
I just got this one... Didn't made a screen of it, but...
Him: You're so hot, baby, the sun is jealous of you.
Me: Then you would scorch your dick if you put it in me ^^
never got an answer for that ^^
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - Tao - 12-25-2015
Lol!! I love your answer!
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - Merigold - 12-29-2015
The credit for this piece of pick-up gold goes to: (random trumpet noises)
DarkDesires
She also agreed to publish this.
Disclamer: Original spelling.
"Hello
I am from the red cross Due to recent drownings we are conducting lifeguard exercises to prepare for possible drowning... Would you be willing to donate your time to elp me train my self and you to become better lifeguard."
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - Emmie - 12-29-2015
I've gotten that line as well! ^^
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - MDMA - 12-30-2015
The best one I've had was when a guy began singing "The Perfect Drug" for me.
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - Merigold - 12-30-2015
The following victim tried to pull off a "MILFs teach sex" line on me. The catch is, I don't fall under the MILF category nor do I want to.
The line goes as follows
"hi i'm a virgin but i want to learn many things by playing with you. can you please play with me?"
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - Tao - 12-31-2015
(12-30-2015, 10:05 PM)Merigold Wrote: The following victim tried to pull off a "MILFs teach sex" line on me. The catch is, I don't fall under the MILF category nor do I want to.
The line goes as follows
"hi i'm a virgin but i want to learn many things by playing with you. can you please play with me?"
I know I'm mean but my answer to this one would have been something like "Sure! *grab a wooden stick and throw it really far in the woods/sea* Go my boy! Go!!" :p
sorry :p