(04-04-2017, 02:00 PM)Lady_Alexa Wrote: Guys... Inviting me to your room does not, mean I will get in your bed.  

Actually, I accept random cold invites from guys, and once in their room, I watch them quickly jump in bed, before I leave.  However, since I have left, not sure how long the poor guy wait's alone in their bed.

(04-19-2017, 03:59 AM)italkfacts Wrote: sometimes i just dont reply its easy as that

(04-21-2017, 01:00 PM)Jackie_XXX Wrote:

(04-19-2017, 03:59 AM)italkfacts Wrote: sometimes i just dont reply its easy as that

That is the easiest way, but it gets a bit boring after awhile.  Sometimes it's fun to get creative with how you handle unwanted invites.

He: I’ll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!

(04-23-2017, 09:34 AM)JCF Wrote: While on an alt, I was approached by this person and given perhaps one of the weirdest propositions I've ever seen.

hi can u give me a prenium code and i will meet u in real
and we do some sex over here
for 3 months only
-  how will you meet me in real?
where r u from
-  the us, you?
UK
i will come next day from flight
-  what do you do for a living?
I am a doctor
-   specialist?
yes
heart specialist
-  how will you justify the trip? are you picking up a heart here or something

Now I know we get all sorts here, and I know there are at least a few med students and possibly a doctor around too here and there. But I am genuinely curious as this arrangement would have worked. I give a $25 USD certificate ($17 if I get it through Vendo and get the right discount #cheapplug) and she spends what, thousands of dollars just to fly across the pond to fuck an American she's never met?

And all this while she's a cardiologist heart specialist? From what I know of doctors, any that are young enough to even be a fellow would be working like a friggin' maniac. Am I wrong to think that anyone under 50 I'd want to fuck, who's also a successful heart specialist, would have trouble just justifying a day off to fuck some random dude she's never met in another damn country just for $25?

Or are British doctors magical sex unicorns and I've just lost my one chance at playing doctor with an actual doctor? (

(01-20-2017, 08:07 AM)Sasso Wrote: 36. sex

sex me
*Waves magic wand* Congratulations, you are now a sex
plz
Be careful what you wish for
Oh
no
plz
Too late you've made your wish no take backsies
Sometimes we make love with our eyes.
Sometimes we make love with our hands.
Sometimes we make love with our bodies.
Always we make love with our hearts
That was beautiful *waves magic wand again* Congratulations you're no longer a sex
oh
no
I'm upset

Nothing could have prepared me for this one tbh