(01-04-2016, 05:01 PM)Emmie Wrote: Gods, nothing dries me up faster than someone saying stuff like "hru bby". I could be like the niagara falls one moment, and the guy/girl goes "ru rdy?" and BAM, the sahara is all that's left. Grammar is sexy, so the sexiest thing on here for me would probably be an English teacher. ^^

(01-05-2016, 12:08 AM)Thorne Wrote:

(01-04-2016, 05:01 PM)Emmie Wrote: Gods, nothing dries me up faster than someone saying stuff like "hru bby". I could be like the niagara falls one moment, and the guy/girl goes "ru rdy?" and BAM, the sahara is all that's left. Grammar is sexy, so the sexiest thing on here for me would probably be an English teacher. ^^

Is it too late to say I'm an English teacher? XD 

nevertheless.. to be on topic.. my worst sexual experience in the game was with an elf girl that wanted to rp a dom-sub stuff, with her being the sub. Now I'm not really the abusive dominant type, but I like teasing and making the girls beg, so I accepted. All good and well for about 3 rounds out of 4..  then she starts saying that something is happening to her, some stuff about an ancient elvish curse and BOOM.. the nice elf sub girl becomes a dominant futa, pulling out her "massive horse cock". Since I have bad experiences with a dominatrix girl and with another girl who "forgot" to tell me she was a futa.. that totally made me go limp in a flash..
I tried to explain to her that I wasn't into that kind of stuff, but she wouldn't listen, saying that she didn't care and that she was going to make me her human sex slave after destroying my ass. After asking her again to seriously stop.. I had no choice but to actually get out of bed even though I normally hate doing that.. Then she got mad, called me an asshole, ignored me, and left.. I pretty much avoid elf girls since then.. not completely.. but still ;p

(01-04-2016, 08:35 PM)Tao Wrote: So Benny, what about creating a teach & fuck languages school together? Seems we have some good students here :-P

edit: Woot!!! My 100th post! Champagne!!!! :-P

(12-13-2015, 05:35 PM)Kina Wrote:

(12-09-2015, 04:55 PM)Bor Wrote: We have thread about "best sexual experience" so I thought we need one for worst ones too :p
And I know that for most of you, It's gonna be something Like "click&leave" style but there could be some "good worst" ones too xD

Here's mine,
..Ill skip the backstory which doesnt matter, and will jump to the closer point.
so after some talk, she told me to wait a bit and then she'd "think of something". after a while she comes back from afking, and tells me to meet her at waterfall, where she tells me to follow her to her appartament.  Im like "hey roleplay, cool, it might be fun".
We get there, and she grabs a leash.. and asks me to put it on my neck.. (now I didnt like the idea but I've heard few times that you can always give stuff a try. and there's a high chance you'll change your mind so i went full YOLO mode) I get leash on, I walk a bit in the appartament on four, compliment her since she asked for it and i get hit by few not too nice words, and then she tells me to get in the bed, she jumps in I follow and she starts with 69, tells me not to touch her pussy, im like okey ;c then tells me that Im an idiot and my D is too small and I should be ashamed, that's where I threw up and left xD Told her my PC burned down.  haha

share yours :p

Kina. I am probably the one who made someone have his "worst sexual experience".

"Ill skip the backstory which doesnt mattern, and will jump to the closer point."
Of course you, otherwise you would have to tell how you started messaging me and how you asked if i can be your mistress and if i want to dominate you. But i guess thats quite an unimportant part.

"...She comes back from afking...". Excuse me for not being ready immediately for his highness and think about what i want to do first, and also spend my time for getting a room. But lets be real, thats the least a premium lvl 5 girl has to do if she wants to get a random lvl 1 guy.
Once we are in the room, i order you to take off your clothes and tell me how you do so, by writing in chat. I expected too much off you, cause you started to change desperately between the room and the cloth option. Looks like you got overwhelmed by the fact, that the game still showed your clothes..."hey roleplay, might be fun".
Now you might not like the way i played with you and how i made fun about your pathetic dick, but if you dont...why dont you just say it instead of going full yolo mode? Its almost like you just searched a premium girl who forces you to endure all of her poses...well sometimes you get what you have asked for.
At some point you decide, that you had enough yolo mode. Do you tell me how this isnt what you were looking for?...no, the legendary bor leaves the room, then leaves the game, just to reconnect and to tell me "my PC has burned down". Now english is not my native language and i might miss the witty and intelligent part, but to me it looked like some stupid bullshit that suits you quite well.
After some time you decide to have at least some fun and use "your worst sex experience" for the "xDs" and make a forum post. Once you got some replies and after you saw me in game again, you decide to have some more shenanigans with me and message me with an alt, different to the one with which you played with me. You told me, how i look "spooky and scary"...why?...."I dont want to remember anymore". Glad you found atleast the courage to make a forum post about it.
I am fully aware of the fact, that i probably shouldnt care about people and their opinion about me, but your "worst sex experience" and your shitty behaviour has led to my worst game experience while playing this game for over one month. Overall i am quite happy, that we finally have a place with this forum, where we can make fun about others and share a good laugh.......fucking great, congratulations everyone.