Well I'm not getting anything out of it I'm hapy to help but can't you meet me half way?

If you want to show them, then it's excellent

(01-12-2016, 02:04 AM)Sasso Wrote: So of course, hanging around the beach I receive lot of messages asking for sex which I'm usually not very interested in. I could simply say no thank you and leave it at that, but where would be the fun in that? 

I began this hobby of mine early on when I started playing the game. If a guy asked for sex within the first few minutes, I would reply asking them about their views on politics (The Syrian refugee crisis, Donald Trump's presidential candidacy, gun rights etc). I moved on to philosophy later (The God question, argument from evil, free will).

But I've decided to get a bit more creative. these are some favourites of mine just from yesterday.

1. The Cheese Guy
Man approaches and begins Conversation with a simple hello. I say Hi. He asks hat I'm into, so I decide to sat I like cheese. He says he likes big tits and asks me what sexy things I'm interested in, so I begin to list some cheeses and talk about Mediterranean salads. I say I enjoy very distinct cheeses, to which he replies "Do you like big distinct dicks?". I reply "Distinct? really? That's what you're going with?" He sends a link to a dick pic, and I decide to drop the conversation from there.

2. Boob size man
Man starts conversation, and asks me what boob size I am. I reply 56 (Number I picked at random, no relation to actual boob size), to which he replies "Nice, good  size ". He tells me about his dick size. He asks me for my pictures, so I send him to Zombo.com. I drop the conversation

3. Bongo Bongo in the Congo man
Man starts conversation, asks me if I like bbc. I think for a moment trying think what I could reply with, and reply with "I like Bongo Bongo in the Congo yes". This is the rest of the conversation, his text in red. "Do you wonna have my? ". "You own the Congo?" "Between my legs " "How can you fit and entire country between your legs?" "You wonna get laid by a bbc or what?" "How can I have sex with a developing African Nation?" "With me honey" "You're not the Congo." " You're not even the Republic of the Congo" " mo iam a horny bbc, amd i wonna fuck with you! yes or no?" "But you're not Bongo Bongo in the Congo. I dont even think you know where the Congo is" He drops the conversation at this point.

Post some of your own if you've had some fun with these invites

(03-31-2016, 11:36 PM)misslanni Wrote: Forgot to have my DND mode on today and this happened: 

him: i love your lips but only if you suck my dick
me: i love how that rhymed but you're not worth my time 

ba dum tssss

(04-01-2016, 01:32 AM)misslanni Wrote:

(03-31-2016, 11:48 PM)Anallee Wrote:

(03-31-2016, 11:36 PM)misslanni Wrote: Forgot to have my DND mode on today and this happened: 

him: i love your lips but only if you suck my dick
me: i love how that rhymed but you're not worth my time 

ba dum tssss

Very nice    Can I borrow that?

Sure! XD

(03-31-2016, 11:36 PM)misslanni Wrote: Forgot to have my DND mode on today and this happened: 

him: i love your lips but only if you suck my dick
me: i love how that rhymed but you're not worth my time 

ba dum tssss

(04-08-2016, 08:39 PM)Fenix-TS Wrote: Hello my dears, you know that im not crossing a good phase, but, yesterday I was feeling a little better, and this guy just come, PM me and I start messing around...and this, is what happened

 - THE BEST WAY TO PUT SOMEONE IN IGNORE LIST, by (me, oh Yes, THE BITCH IS BACK)

 - now you are my slut
 - I'm no one slut, even if I am really a slut
 - hahahaha
 - why are you laughing?, now you think I'm a clown? do you? I'm a fucking comedian?
 - you are so cute angry
 - ohh fuck...now I'm an angry person, what do you want from me?
 - calm down
 - calm down? calm down? first you said I'm your slut, then I was a fucking clown, then I was an angry person, and now...you tell me to calm down?
 - xD
  
   "04/07/16 9:55 pm 'xxxxxx' has added you to ignore list"


Ladies and Gentleman's, that's how you put someone in ignore list without the trouble of pushing the button 
*Mission accomplished*