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				my accounts have been blocked, with no emails sent to me and have contacted support about it, i would like to know how long it took other people to either be contacted by support or how long it took to get your account back. BTW i'm a premium user
 
 
 Hi, folks! F the Ref here. Before posting to this thread, please read the FAQ:
 
 My account has been (unfairly) banned/blocked; how can I get it back?
 If you feel your account has been blocked or banned unfairly:
 1) Send an extensive message directly to dev team here
 2) If you were banned in-game, include the avatar name (or names, if it is a premium account), the email address the account is registered to, and any details you believe may be relevant. If you were banned on the forum, the same applies, but forum name instead of avatar name.
 3) Wait patiently
 
 
 If your account is banned and you disagree with the rationale, please at least attempt the above. If you haven't had a response within 24 hours or so -- or if like HappyFace you haven't gotten any confirmation whatsoever via email -- then feel free to post here like she did.
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				You walk into Bar Vodka on a cold Sunday night. As you are perusing the strippers, and you look around, you see a soft glow coming from the back of the building, and there are two curtains loosely closing the room off. As you walk inside the room, an aroma hits you, and it smells of strawberries with a faint hint of cinnamon. The room is lit only by candles that give off a golden glow onto the deep red walls behind. In the center of the room, on a raised circular pedestal, I stand. As I begin to strip for you, you hear music start to play from the speakers. It begins playing Whore by In This Moment as I begin moving around the pole in the middle of the pedestal. I glance your way, seeing you just barely past the doorway, and give a soft wink.
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| Posted by: Doven  - 02-23-2016, 01:14 AM - Forum: Feedback, Miscellaneous & Help 
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				Hi,
 I wanna ask if you know other browserbased porngames like mnf club where you can chat and have sex with other (real) people? Maybe a similar style (comiclike), too.
 
 Thank you for your answers.
 
 Greatings Doven
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| Randy in Humpingland |  
| Posted by: IvanXLIV  - 02-22-2016, 11:25 PM - Forum: Creative writing 
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				Hello everyone,
 The following installment is the fruit of nearly three weeks of sporadic, yet sustained writing. My previous posts were either narrative, lyrical or depressive in nature; this time, the tone is definitely whimsical.
   
 I initially planned to write another poem with eight stanzas at most... and then creativity took full control and the "thing" swelled to monstrous proportions, as you'll notice below. I'm rather proud of the result, and I had great fun writing it; I hope you'll enjoy it as well...
 
 Ivan
 
 PART I
 
 Randy in Humpingland
 
 On a bright summer day, for a stroll Randy went
 To the orchard, seeking under the shaded trees
 A cool spot away from the scorching sun. A bent,
 Gnarled oak tree looked perfect to sit against with ease.
 
 Soon Randy dozed, reclining, by the boughs sheltered
 ‘Til slumber most profound embraced him. Carnal dreams
 Of erotic undertones seized his thoughts, and led
 Him astray on oneiric paths of lustful themes.
 
 “My, what a wonderful place”, he mused with longing.
 Suddenly, a jackrabbit clothed in latex
 Of scarlet hues leapt out of the bushes, crying:
 “Dear heavens, I’m late! I’m late and she craves more sex!”
 
 The frantic lagomorph stomped around, pants dropping
 To reveal a dong of proportions quite evil;
 Grasping it like a meaty lance, he ran, charging
 Straight into a gaping hole in the grassy hill.
 
 Bewildered, Randy followed the decamping hare
 Plunging headfirst in the dank, forbidding burrow,
 Leaving behind orchard and tree and the sun’s glare,
 Falling forever down a shaft steep and narrow.
 
 At last he landed, unharmed, in a strange chamber.
 Countless doors surrounded him; which one should he take?
 The closest stood ajar, beyond which a shimmer
 Suggested freedom… Or so he hoped, for his sake.
 
 Beyond the jamb, floral beds spread under the sky,
 Blooms of riotous colors heaving and sighing
 In a perplexing fashion; Randy wondered why
 They shivered and moaned with nary a wind blowing.
 
 Creeping close, he saw the blossoms’ carnal orgy:
 Labia-shaped petals rubbing against each other
 And their buds, sweating droplets of a clear, sticky
 Fluid, whose odor triggered in his loins a boner.
 
 Predicament momentarily forgotten,
 Overcome with raw, burning desire, Randy
 Took out his stiffened cock, feeling hot and brazen,
 And promptly deflowered the nearest plant with glee.
 
 Oh joy! Oh blissful sensation! It constricted
 Tightly, wetter than a maiden’s womb in springtime
 Heaving to and fro, pumping Randy’s addicted
 organ, triggering an ecstasy so sublime
 
 That he cried out loud as flowing semen spewed out.
 Randy’s contentment didn’t last long, for a voice
 Startled him: “Hello there, handsome…that is no doubt
 A naughty pastime, yet I approve of your choice.”
 
 PART II
 
 
 “Oft I rub my pussy in these fields when in heat,”
 Said the newcomer, an alluring, cat-like lass
 Of ample bosom and sinuous curves, a sweet
 Furry tail curling above her round and firm ass.
 
 Perspiring, Randy stuttered: “Who are you, lady?”
 “Kitty is my name, a felinoid from Cheshire”
 She answered, her wide smile suggestive and lusty,
 Adding: “And business such as yours is my pleasure.”
 
 Pouncing unexpectedly, she knocked him over
 And with swift intent, pivoted around, pressing
 Her moist cunt on Randy’s face, aroused and eager
 To gobble up his schlong, still erect and throbbing.
 
 Drool running from her busy mouth, Kitty purred on,
 Dripping wet under Randy’s probing tongue, moaning,
 Shuddering as he thrusted deeper, whereupon
 She wailed, climaxing, rivulets of jizz running
 
 From her delicate chin. “Oh my, that was splendid”,
 Said she with relish, licking his deflating rod.
 They chatted for a spell while she toyed with his fid,
 His hands idly cupping her breasts. “This place is odd”;
 
 Randy said at last. “Please, tell me more about it.
 All its nations and cultures, customs and laws too;
 And I do wonder where that odd-looking rabbit
 Went?” Kitty then replied without further ado:
 
 “The lay of the Land is simple: four bickering
 Estates, one for each cardinal point. Each of these
 Favors a body part: to the north, brandishing
 Spades, lies the kingdom of Dicks blanketed in freeze.”
 
 “To the east, the kingdom of Butts is spreading wide
 Digging for hard diamonds, mining countless holes;
 Hither does the Jabberwanky slavers, keen-eyed,
 Hunting prey across verdant vales and grassy knolls.”
 
 “Southward, under the fierce, scorching sun, one can find
 The kingdom of Tongues, always wagging, famous for
 The vocal Bonersnatch, roaming savannas lined
 With club-bearing acacia groves where lions roar.”
 
 “And last, mysterious and moody, lying due west,
 Rests the kingdom of Cunts. Her queen is capricious
 And cruel, rending countless hearts in her avid quest
 For wordly pleasure. Her latest, most ambitious”
 
 “Paramour is none other than Sir Jackrabbit,
 But lately he’s faltering in devotion;
 Unless he fess up, straightens and snaps out of it,
 Soon he’ll suffer an unfortunate demotion.”
 
 
 
 PART III
 
 Thusly informed, Randy bade his lover goodbye
 With a lingering kiss, then briskly walked away
 Toward the westernmost horizon, his step spry,
 In pursuit of the errant rabbit, come what may.
 
 Around a bend in the road appeared a clearing
 Occupied by a strange crowd of curious tenants.
 At a large table they gathered, fornicating
 Amidst a fancy repast’s discarded remnants.
 
 “Sir, would you care to join our impromptu party?”
 Said a lady wearing a tailcoat, a top hat
 And little else. She stretched her companion’s booty
 For Randy’s perusal, offering the plump, fat
 
 Cheeks for his putative, upcoming enjoyment.
 “Go ahead, take a dive”, proposed the Hot Hatter;
 “Mousy girl requires servicing this instant;
 Don’t leave her pining for succor any longer.”
 
 A third fellow, nervous-looking, kept the maiden
 Pinned firmly, spread-eagled across the tabletop,
 While she teabagged him with loud, slurping sounds, often
 Interspersed with low moans, unlikely to stop.
 
 Randy gingerly took out his turgid member
 And slid it deep into the orifice proffered;
 Kissing the Hatter wetly, his thrusts grew harder
 As their collective, rising lust swelled unfettered.
 
 With remarkable synchronicity they came,
 Jerking and squirting in ecstatic unison
 Spent, happy, relaxed and thoroughly without shame
 Savoring passion’s victory over reason.
 
 Once again, Randy took his leave and departed
 Westward bound, journeying far, at last perceiving
 Ramparts festooned by crimson banners, who darted
 In the strong afternoon breeze. Yet there was something
 
 Unquiet about the place; shrill cries could be heard
 Beyond the stony gate, angry and demanding.
 What response there was sounded meek, fearful and slurred
 Randy approached with care, stricken with foreboding.
 
 In a great courtyard stood a throne and assembly;
 A magnificent woman, naked and wrathful,
 Stood before the crowd – The queen herself, obviously.
 Under her furious tirade minions cringed, fearful,
 
 As those who had displeased her paid a hefty price;
 Precious body parts would be maimed or hacked away…
 As choleric as she was, truly her worst vice
 Was her insatiable urge to get laid all day.
 
 PART IV
 
 The target of her current fury cowered low;
 It was the jackrabbit himself, still latex-clad.
 Upon seeing Randy, he grinned and took a bow,
 Visibly relieved and said, suspiciously glad:
 
 “’Tis the replacement I promised you, oh my queen.
 See his bulging trousers? Promptly will he serve thee;
 Your satisfaction is guaranteed, for his peen
 Never rests nor tires, always at the ready.”
 
 Randy could only stare, speechless, incredulous;
 Sir rabbit had gotten off the hook quite glibly.
 The nude queen, eyes smouldering, took an imperious
 Stance, ordering: “Now, commoner, you shall serve me!”
 
 Guards seized the hapless dreamer and dragged him away
 To a secluded bedchamber, warm and cozy
 Where her Capriciousness commanded him to lay
 On a king-sized bed, where she straddled him tightly.
 
 Eager to please, Randy busied himself over
 The queen’s perfect body, kissing there, prodding here,
 Looking for cues of arousal, lust or pleasure,
 But to no avail: her Highness remained austere.
 
 No matter how he served the monarch, her mood fouled;
 Nothing Randy attempted seemed to do the trick.
 “We are not amused”, her Majesty of Cunts growled.
 “Remove this peasant at once – and off with his dick!”
 
 … Randy awoke with a start, panting profusely,
 Shirt drenched in sweat, crotch marred by a widening stain
 Of milky hue. A silhouette stood by closely,
 Looking concerned; it was his pretty cousin Jane.
 
 “Dreaming again, my dear cousin Randy?” she quipped,
 Licking her lips as she stared at the spreading mess
 He vainly tried to conceal. Approaching, she flipped
 Her skirt up; Jane was stark naked under that dress…
 
 “Do you have some left for me?” added the lovely
 And attractive young girl, her shoulder-length blonde hair
 Brushing Randy’s face as she leaned forward slightly,
 Eyes wide with desire, eager to get her share.
 
 On that bright summer day, this tale came to a close
 With Randy and sweet Jane copulating madly
 Like rabbits in heat. What happened next? To disclose
 The details would require another story!
 
 The End
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| Ramblings, apologies and other such things (A Note to the Community) |  
| Posted by: firstfletch  - 02-22-2016, 04:58 AM - Forum: General Discussion 
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				When I discovered this game I knew it would be something I would enjoy (the specific reasons why are for another discussion). But I did not really understand that there was a community of interesting people. I thought I could fuck my way through the world. 
 
 So basically all I did was try to have sex. When I realized that it gave XP which I could use to get more poses, I pressed even harder.
 
 
 I was not sending unsolicited invites and I was not just sending "do me" PM's, but every other thing that seems to annoy the ladies of; I am guilty of.
 
 
 1) Dropping all the generic opening lines: "Hello.", "How you doing", "What's up" and so on.
 
 
 2) Sending a PM to every lady who had the misfortune to be in my sight.
 
 
 3) Having boring conversations in hopes the lady just, for no reason at all says, "let's go to your room!"
 
 
 4) Using corny pick up lines to get a laugh.
 
 
 
 
 This had mixed results.
 1) A polite response that was a rejection
 2) No Response at all
 3) A polite response that led to sex
 4) A Raunchy response that led to sex
 5) Some not-so-subtle, subtle insults
 6) Place me on Ignore
 
 
 By far, 1 and 2 happened the most. At first this seemed strange for a sex game, but I was young! 3-4 happened a lot less, but still quite a bit. 5 did not happen too much, but more than I expected. Finally, 6 happened rarely, but it did happen.
 
 
 So apologies to all.
 
 
 I started another avatar and plan on making myself part of the community and building up some friends, both men and women. Don't get me wrong, sex is still on the table, but that will come as I build relationships. There will booty calls, friendly talks, random hookups etc. so sex will not be the only things that controls my actions in the game.
 
 
 As a side note, there was only lady who was very helpful. She dropped my some pity lays and her RP was awesome, showing me some things. (Don't know the etiquette of dropping her name) so thanks for that.
 
 
 All in all I like the game, but still have a few things to learn.
 
 
 Thanks for listening
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