Well hello there! Come here often?
You may not remember me, but I used to post my stories here. Not the best, nor the worst. 
For almost a year now, I've been brewing a new one. A longer one that what I used to share here too!
So I'd like to know if stories are still interesting you.

As the Almighty Cactus I would like to wish those who've had birthdays, a happy birthday. I don't know most of you and likely never will except in the most abstract sense, since I am omniscient. 

Most of you are boring...I don't care to meet you in person...but I'm getting off topic. A lot like the time when I told a story about going out to buy a hat. I wanted a large sombrero that only I could wear. It was to be green and have gold trim and dangly things on the brim....but there I go again trailing off. 

Point being, when it's time for your birthday, please come look at this thread. Know, (insert name here) that I care about your (insert number) birthday. =3 

My Cactus Blessings upon you. 

p.s. - please don't post in this thread and ruin the wishes with your narcissism. the birthday thread is for everyone that has a birthday. hmmm? didn't think about all the other people that have birthdays 365 days a year...in your earth years.  and time dilation...you bet your ass you didn't think about that. 

Kisses 

Blahbitty, the Almighty Cactus

2020 Yo-Yo Champion of Jupiter

Good day, I had an experience yesterday that I feel needs to be shared with the group. I met a big_boobs_milf. We chatted and flirted and the conversation led to a discussion of her pics. She showed me 2 of hers that she had posted in the museum. After further discussion the proposal of purchasing more was brought up. Like a fool, I bought in. $5000 MnF dollars later, the promise of reciprocation was made. She then made her way off and gave a PM saying 'soon bb, soon'. 1/2 hr later with no word back, I messaged with no response. I then found her congregated with a few of her fellow countrymen speaking in their language. I messaged again to no avail. Eventually I managed to gain her attention and communicated I was no longer interested and wanted my $5000 back. She said 'sure' then ignored me. I reported her immediately. Even found a moderator who said to do the same and the 'team' will investigate. This morning an automatic notification message came into my mailbox. Stating my report had been dealt with. No reimbursement and big_boobs_milf is still an active avatar. I do see an issue here as this is essentially fraud. Im quite certain my PMs could have been reviewed and it would have been evident of her crime. It's not the money but the act that I wish to have corrected. I know full well I'm not the first and will not be the last to have this kind of act done to. I do wish the 'team' and the moderators would take more care and attention to thieves on this game. Deal with them appropriately as well.

Normally I really hate spam sites. But sometimes they're just so damn absurd that I have to read excerpts from them word for word.

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I'll admit I don't know when they disappeared. Apparently it's been months (Edit: Since at least July last year).

But every MMO has a history.

Give us ours back.

Doesn't matter that I can look it up on the Internet Wayback Machine or whatever.

I deserve not to have to jump through fucking rings just to remember when we got eyepatches if I really want to know.

Anyone should be able to tell when the male-male pose came out. Or futas. Or stripper poles. Or whatever they want.

And if this is about not wanting people to complain about the delays between updates? Guess what? Didn't. Fucking. Work.

So in closing, what the actual fuck? Put the dates back on the updates.

As I try to log into the mnfclub I got a message : flash player end of life
and it sends me to the page of flash stating they ended and stuff,but is it still a way to use mnfclub?

anyone know what the weight machine is for which you can buy for 40k in the prison ??

Hello I was wondering what happens if you get banned from in game? Is it possible to get the ban lifted? And why when you get banned in game you don't get banned on the forum with the same email?

I don't know why it's really hard to find any Mod online in game there's about 11 Mods total and can't find any at any given time in game. When do any Mods normally get online?

i want to start a mass effect or pirates rp i have a few ideas already in my mind let me know if anyone is interested in them