Everyone tries to do their very best, and this post is no different. But this time, try to be the best at being the worst. Write a really bad sex scene. I'll go first since I made the thread.

She laid back, her boobies flopping all over the place. Nick stared hungrily, his schlong beginning to get hard. To speed up the process without the use of viagra or cialis, he began to paw at her titties. Absentmindedly playing with them and pushing them together and around. Eventually he decided to taste them and like a baby trying to survive he fit as much into his mouth as possible.
By this point his meat scepter was at full mast at an incredible five inches. Joanna slapped it playfully through his pants since she could finally see it.
"Oooh, nice boner," she said.
"There's more where that came from honeybunches," Nick solemnly replied, as he retrieved his pee-pee from the confines of his sweatpants. Immediately she licked it like a dog eating an icecream cone - sloppy, wet, and honestly disgusting to watch. Nick threw his head back with pleasure and since his mouth was hanging open at the same time, he was drooling all over his chest.
Eventually Nick got tired of the slopjob, and he laid on top of her, wrapping his arms around her.
"Is your kitty ready for my magnum dong?" he asked, smirking.
"Just perform sexual intercourse already with me," she pleaded, tongue hanging out and eyes drooping.
With that, he put his thingy inside of her thingy, and they started going at it. There were grunts, and skin and hands and breasts, there might have been other people involved, no one knows.
Eventually, they had finished and collapsed to the bed.
"That was pretty radical bro," she told him.
"Real ninja shit homie," Nick replied, throwing his hands up like a gangster.

Voting for BDSM room competition  for Krischan

;-)) Competition is terminated and the prizes are paid ;-))

 Ranking at end of this competition:

first: zyegs
second: rayan13
third: yeliza

;-)) You can vote furthermore if you like. It would be nice to see if the ranking would be persist ;-))

We have 7 competitors . Its only one vote possible. secret voting.

For end of voting Krischan can take a screenshot at this time he will set end of voting and can post it here then.
(i didnt set an ending time because i didnt know how long Krischan would like to last the voting period now)

1. ThunderD  and his room (template only)



2. Yeliza in her room



3. Ellada in her room

 


4. RAYAN13 in his room




5. Willy_for_Boobies in his room with jail 




6. Zyegs in his room 




7. CGin and his room  (template only)

Hello all,

This has been mentioned in other threads, but the problem is getting worse... now whenever I play the rodeo mini-game, about 80% of the time the game suddenly ends and lists my time as 0:00.0, no matter what my actual score was. This is very frustrating as I rely a lot on this game to get some "pocket money" these days.

To anyone who experienced this and noticed that the game is increasingly "buggy", please post about your own experience (even if you already did elsewhere). If no one complains, it'll never get fixed...

Ivan

P.S. I did the usual s#it below in the hope of fixing the problem, to no avail:

1) Cleared my browser cache and reloaded the game;
2) Tried the mini-game on different web browsers (all of which were fully up-to-date);
3) Tried the mini-game at different hours of the day and/or on different servers.

Hey hey, Tania here, OK, this one is a little different of the rest of my poems(?), is based in a very old (yep, I'm old) song, I loved so much in my youth days. Young love, love discovery, those things that make us feel... you know, make us feel good, strange, sad, all at the same time, yep, it's old, but... always new. Hope you like it.
Kisses
T


They are just two kids raising all the bids, always with a smile
She have blonde hair, he have a curious glare and lots of style
In one or another game, they almost frame, always speechless
Some shamed looks hidden by the books, something reachless
 
They met by chance, at a magical glance, reflected of the stores
Quite ashamed, finally said: “My name’s Ted and what’s yours?”
She blushed and with her voice crushed: “You can call me Bella”
When it gets deep, he falls asleep and dreams with his Cinderella
 
Cinderella of the stories, reviving memories and leaving mystery
Already made him tweet, in mid street and in a dripping misery
When she saw him there, with his cold and wet air, cuddled him
With their bodies so soaked, all words were choked, as by whim
 
So sweet,
To hear the heart beat!
To feel the passion heat!
Nothing like felt above.
That burn,
It will be time to learn,
Will give time to discern,
Your desired first love.

I've been struck by this feeling
Like a fierce storm that strikes the ground
Like the relentless cold winds that sweeps everything away
Like a gray rain storm that leaves me soaked and saps me of my strength

The feeling I don't know where it came from
Where it started, just that it's just overwhelming
Just like a fearless black hole, that engolfs everything
But I know that even a black hole slowly looses and decreases over time
So I know this feeling will eventually fade away

I know one shouldn't venture into the "event horizon"
But I've got to know what lies beyond
I've got to know what I'm made of
Because we're all star stuff
And what distinguishes us from one another is that "point of no return"

Hello! Cath's here!

As more and more players come to play our game, I would like to conduct this little survey. So, how did you find this game? 

You can explain more about it if you want to.

Was a night of longing, of desire and dreaming
I was thinking about our kiss
How I missed those sweet lips
How tantalizing your body looked

My mind drifts away thinking about you
About that wonderful smile
Can't seem to shake the feeling
Of being in disarray

I close my eyes, I see your face
I'm dancing close to you
And you lean on me
You say this night is one to remember

I'm able to sense your nice smell
I hold on to you
Saying "I'll never let you go"
To which you respond with a tender kiss

It's Friday night, the usual day for me and some friends to hangout
But this time I had to leave them, I had a movie night planned with you
Sure they did joke about it, but they knew I wouldn't leave them if it wasn't important
So I set out to your home, talk a bit with your parents and they decided to have their own couple night out

As we were discussing, you came downstairs all wrapped up in blankets
Feeling a bit tired, so I simply picked you up on my arms and led you to the living room
You sneezed a bit, but I was able to see your beautiful smile
A small vitory, the night was promising

I had chosen a few movies, some old some new
I was surprised that you haven't seen a old romantic one
So that's what we saw, as I held you tight and close to me
What a joyful, warm and heart melting moment

We watched two more movies, well I ended up sleeping half way through one of them
When I woke up, you just bumped my shoulder looking mad
I could only laugh at that and say sorry
You let that one slide, but you had to pinch my arm as a punishment

We talked a bit, fooled around, I kept hugging you
As a way to heal you, you said "you're so silly"
We kissed a few times, I brought you to your room
Said my goodbye, wishing for your recovery and saying I would be there for her always

Know by heart
Each line of your face,
Each shadow of your voice
Each move that you do,
Each silence and each noise
 
My love, know you by heart
I know each alley you hide
I know your best and worst
I know more that I wanted
I know in detail, I’m cursed
 
Each whim of yours,
And what you don’t say
I know your omissions,
And when you delay
 
So please my love, I beg
Don’t leave me apart,
I’m not the crazy one
I just, know you by heart